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PRESS RELEASE FROM HELL: Media Giants Strike P.R. Deal with Gun Industry
Entertainment Conglomerates Will Now Get Paid for Gun-Centric Content
Apr 24 • 
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PRESS RELEASE FROM HELL: Media Giants Strike P.R. Deal with Gun Industry
Alphabet, Amazon, Meta, Microsoft Join Forces to Create New “Reality Management” Industry
Joint Venture Builds Immersive Autonomous AI Platform Aimed at Total Reality Capture
Feb 27 • 
Martin Luz
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Alphabet, Amazon, Meta, Microsoft Join Forces to Create New “Reality Management” Industry
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META CEO DONATES “Move Fast and Break Things” TAGLINE TO NEW TRUMP ADMINISTRATION
Tagline will appear on $100 bill and all official White House memorabilia, inspires revised motto for presidential seal: “E Unum Pluribus”
Jan 23 • 
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META CEO DONATES “Move Fast and Break Things” TAGLINE TO NEW TRUMP ADMINISTRATION
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